Tuesday, July 18, 2006

i wish i was a baller

no i don't wish i was baller but thats not a big deal i just thought it sounded cho genki.
its me brent livin in the north alps of japan, and I'm lovin' IT! woop woop...me and my co-guide gabriel-san got back from our adventurous hike of five nights and six days, by the way where i spent my twenty-first birthday....yes, i love my birthday but mine actually blowed because of the onsen problems (no big deal i:ll explain it if you really want to know) but the exciting thing about my birthday after i had come home from our hike my beautiful north star friends gave me a big bash, well actually they just sang me happy birthday and made me some yummy ice cream tower that looked like a poop mountain but was so tasty but since i am so thin i couldn't finish it so my fat friend amy did! i love her fatness!!! ok back to my hike...it was so amazing, um, we saw a bear that looked like a brownie because it was so far away, i wanted to eat it but knowing about my thinness i knew i wouldn't be able to... i wished amy was there. gabriel is also anorexic like me. no he's not I'm not either but its just so you get the idea of how fit me and my friend gabriel-san are. yeah about my hike: I just want to let you know/ remind you that i am really bad at telling about my life experiences so im sorry if this doesnt seem in depth enough or whatever... i will try to do my best.....oh radical-ness i went to a coldplay concert yesterday in Nagoya which was the shiznet! they were beautiful like they were so simple yet so gorgeous, like the music isnt like so complex where you are like going wow did you hear or wasnt that amazing on the guitar but its just like yeah you know? i think you do. beauty in its most expensive form. like it was reminiscent of sitting in nature and just being surrounded by beauty but it costed like 100 dollars. yep. oh lately honestly i fell in love with the computer and im on it like every three seconds so its like absolutely insane...seriously people are calling me their internet lover (amy, the fat one) im on the computer because i am doing like a mountaineering guides manual: intense.
btw also known as by the way, does anybody know about how to post pictures on this bad boy? if so let me know. coolness.
i feel like there is more that i want to say but its hard to put my finger on it...hmmmm.
oh right i totally forgot: i won a dance competition! i rock so hard, my moves are like kick ass, i move like michael jackson! you would have cried if you saw it it was honestly perfection. i won stickers. yeah thats right STICKERS! I ROCK!
its so neat that i can speak japanese, its such a blessing to be able to utilize my language gifting of the tongue for the good of humanity and adventure camp sport telephone fire....that made no sense, and i am sorry for that, but really it is good to be back in the motherland speaking my tribal language. YES...i really believe thats all this is aboot. ok peace from your sensei, live long and prosper.... dun dun dun dun du dun dun du dun dun dun dun ok i cant finish that but htat was the imperial march, vaders theme...weve got some serious star warriors here, losers. i never watch it im too cool for that i like to sleep.

14 comments:

Béthany said...

yay, brent...stickers! its amazing how much better a piece of paper can get if its sticky on one side, don't you think? or anything, for that matter. i have to go back to the school, Pam doesn't know where i am and might be a bit disoriented

Polythene Pam said...

Yes Pam was writing letters with TWO kids at once while Bethany was reading this post. But she succeeded at the task so no harm done.
Glad to hear you´re alive and well and 21. Bethany and I were just remarking yesterday at the possibility of you having died... glad to be wrong.
love.

m.melissa.h said...

21 eh? You youngin' you. Brent, this post was so unlike the written Brent that i've grown accustomed to and more like the spoken Brent I'm used to. Did this make sense? MEH maybe not, but yes i enjoyed it non the less! Honest, i laughed out loud at "a poop mountain" and the fact that you kept reffering to your "fat friend amy". oh amy. gotta love that kid. i'd love to not pay 100 bucks but to see coldplay. *sigh* one last thing mr.potter. when you get back to dingy old CBC you must show me your winning moves!

Janice said...

dude...the only explanation i have for this post is that you were high.

Ro said...

yeah, i'm with janice.
what-chew-been-smoken?

Anonymous said...

Seriously, who really wrote this? I'm thinking Brentsu-frypan has been hacked. Not the murderous-psycho-in-the-woods hacked, the computer type.

Béthany said...

before pam says it, i told her this was the worst written blog i have ever read by you...but then i remembered http://brentsufrypan.blogspot.com/2006/02/consequences.html ...which wasn't so much lacking in quality as in writing...i don't know.

but then she said it was more like having a conversation with you than reading your writing, and i have read it with new eyes. my sister got baptized in japan. i've had some drinks tonight.

Polythene Pam said...

Haha, I love slightly tipsy Bethy. I´m a little tipsy too. But she had more than me. But she also drinks more often than me and I´m a super lightweight so I think we´re even. Maybe. Tipsy enough to get talked into a 2 day backpacking trip into the jungle anyway. I think it sounds pretty awesome though so I´m glad I was tipsy enough to go for it.

Jimmy said...

You sound excited. That's good. I'm glad you like Japan so much. SO...how about a one year journey around the world, that is ALSO a missionary journey. I think that would be sweet. I'm pretty much still planning on it and strategizing on how to avoid financial and relational setbacks.

Ryan said...

yeah brentos, you need to cut back a little on the celebratory "pop" they had for you up there.

you said ass. you're gonna be in trouble when mom reads this!!

mary said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
mary said...

brent...it was lovely to talk to you last night. i hadn't checked your blog in a few days and was laughing when i read this because its evidence that in you're in a tiny, tiny town with noone to talk to but gabe and amy. anyhow, i'm writing you an e-mail write now because i have a solution for our problem...

HBryson said...

i didn't say happy birthday. you know i thought it though.

Kuri said...

you need a swift kick in the pants.