Monday, February 19, 2007

female insight #1

It is uncanny the resemplance between the female mind and police surveillance cameras. Forget all the good stuff you ever did (assuming there was some), they only catch you at your bad moments--and replay it over and over. These go on your permanent record. Be it a misdemeanor or a federal offence, at any point in the future you are liable to have one of these police videos pulled out months, years, or decades after the transgression. This sudden reawakening of past sins leaves me perplexed because two-thirds of the time I have not only forgotten the incident, but that entire period of my life. For those of you who know me this will come as no surprise. You would think some money hungry tycoon would start advertising for memory altering drugs that would wipe out the "police camera" section of the female brain, I'll keep waiting for it to come out. But until then; for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, until death will me and my record part.

4 comments:

B├ęthany said...

i think that is funny that that is your female insight #1.

did it take you this long to become insightful, or thinking back to your first insight, this is what it was?

;)

brent potter said...

well i do have a few other insights, but this one is the most recent revelation so it ranks #1. until its replaced with another insight. see?

Kuri said...

hopefully this doesn't have anything to do with the other night..??

Megs said...

HA you've sparked my interest Potter as to the offense and camera!