Thursday, January 28, 2010

Life Anew, life anew,

Dear friend. If you are reading this, you are most strange. Since most of my friends have passed the blogging stage, I figured that I had also. But I ask you, what is the use of having a blog if it is no longer in use?! NONE! Furthermore, since it has been an astonishing 1.5 years (an all time record) since my last update, I figured that I would update my zillions of adoring fans. But since the "adoring fans" are mostly the invisible people that I hear in my head, consider this an expression of my typically millennial fascination with narcissism.

How is this life anew you may ask? In but days I will embark on a journey so great and mysterious that I myself haven't a clue how it will affect me...its much like a frozen burrito must feel in that moment between when it is placed in the microwave and when it is turned on. It is a moment wrought with both anxiety and excitement, peace and torment. Especially because my "microwave" happens to be affecting THE REST OF MY LIFE VIA THE PURSUIT OF A CAREER...not that its a big deal or anything. And yes, many of you will submit that I am a sell out to "the man" sacrificing my free and individual self to the whim of some pompous elderly snob bent on making my previously free will bend to his purposes and will. Although I find it ironic that those who accuse me the most of being a sell out are extremely discontent in their jobs or unemployed.

Whatever, this is America, I can do what I want.

4 comments:

Deidre said...

just wanted you to know that the fabulous, most glorious Queen Dopeidropa is one of your many adoring fans :) who greatly appreciates the reinstating of your blogging

Pamela Joy said...

And I also read your infrequent postings because you are in my google reader list.
Maybe you will inspire me to update my own neglected blog...

B├ęthany said...

I read you religiously (more often than I read the Bible, anyway) - I was just in Ecuador for a month, tho, sans internet!

luke said...

wow.

and my blog is still up, alive and well. it's changed plenty since when i first started blogging. but it's there.