Sunday, March 12, 2006

two ultimate truths

There are two great ultimate Truths; first, the cuteness of kids on skis. You know the polless-wonders who fly down any color run getting air off moguls. They do all this without a single flaw in balance or finesse that would put any ballet dancer, or yes, even Sir Michel Jackson to shame. For being the most fearless/daring/fate-tempting skiers on the hill-a toast to the children of the skis. Cheers.
The second great ultimate truth; cuteness of snowboarder girls. I don't know how they do it, but a chick boarder bombing it down a run, off a sweet jump, and ending in a cloud of powder is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. I don't know about you but I'd sit next to one of these boarders on the lift any day. I give them two thumbs up for style, form, and a desire to be recognized by outward performance. Good work ladies, you're an inspiration to us all.

And for those of you ladies who desire a special male companionship but have no snow sport experience, don't worry, most men prefer ladies in swim suits anyways. That's a two thumbs down for gross men. You people are an inspiration for us all to wear deodorant-for that we are thankful, but at the same time one noble deed does not make up for a life of grossness. Better luck next time boys.

10 comments:

Miss Courtnay said...

So true on all accounts.
No worries shallow boys there are plenty of girls who can't really snowboard who wait for the weather to become warm and then board in bikini's. If they knew anything they would know that snowrash dose not go with any colour of bathing suit. Snowrash produced by us "ending in a cloud of powder is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life"

chrissy2sheds said...

Helen ( daughter has jut come back from Heavenly (skiiing ) Have you been there? Lots of snow need to wrap up

Polythene Pam said...

So... what you're saying is... non sporty girls only get sick creepy guys? Sweet.

person said...

this means i'm like the pamela anderson of snowboarding.

Stacie said...

pam your comment is brilliant. just hysterical.

Kuri said...

once upon a time i tried to type in your URL and accidentally wrote .edu and then i remembered our pirate university in the mediterranean. the end.

m.melissa.h said...

frick pam is never wrong, well heres to hopin' she is this time!

Ps.. did you get my other email?!about the trip!??!?!

Polythene Pam said...

Hey I didn't say it! BRENT did... jerk...

B├ęthany said...

lovely blog title...you third culture, among worlds reader, freak.

Jasmine Houlette said...

chotto matte...brent??? kinda weird how i happend to come across your sight...genki?